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It's Called
Urolagnia!
Tabor's Cyclopedic Medical
Dictionary calls it "Urolagnia": a sexual
excitation associated with urine or urination. (From the
Greek "lagneia" = lust) Psychologists prefer to
call it "urophilia" and they use the suffix "philia"
to identify any of several "paraphilias".
Watersports is a slang term for the
practice of passing bladder
fluid in order to enhance sexual intimacy, or in other
words, erotic peeing. The medical term for this is urolagnia
or urophilia. Watersports is the sharing of something
intimate and personal between individuals who are
emotionally bonded and trust each other, and who seek to
deepen their bond and their trust with this special token of
their love.
Urine is mostly water. Besides
that, it contains the following:
Soluble minerals in excess of your
body's needs, mostly salt, but with some magnesium, calcium,
potassium, and phosphate.
Nitrogenous material, primarily urea. Also present is a more
complex compound called creatinine, which I believe is
responsible for the color and odor. These substances are
nontoxic. There is also a small amount of uric acid and an
even smaller amount of ammonia. Neither of these is present
in enough concentration to do any harm.
Water-soluble stuff your body needs but is unable to
retain. This includes water-soluble vitamins like C and
B-complex. If you take large amounts of vitamin supplements,
you increase the concentration of these in your urine.
Food components that, though
nontoxic, are of no use.
These include:- various natural and
artificial flavoring and coloring agents. At least some of
the aspartame (Nutrisweet) you consume is passed (the
resulting sweetness can be a turn-on for some folks). You
may also have noticed that if you eat beets, the red
coloring is passed. If you consume a large amount of
grapefruit, your urine will smell like grapefruit. There is
a nontoxic artificial dye called methylene blue that is
passed unchanged, for those who like to pee in color. There
are plenty more examples.
Degradation products of food
compounds. These are also nontoxic. The best known example
is what happens when you eat asparagus. Your liver converts
sulphur compounds in the asparagus to methylthiol, (a
water-soluble gas) which is passed. Methylthiol is not toxic
in the quantities present in urine (that quantity being very
small), but it is one of the smelliest compounds known. The
human nose can detect it in concentrations of much less than
one part per million in air.
Toxins that you
consumed, or their degradation products. The best example of
one of these is alcohol. Alcohol is so water-soluble that
your body is powerless to prevent it (or its degradation
product, a compound called acetaldehyde) from diffusing
through all your tissues. It will be present in your urine
in the same concentration it is in your blood. Caffeine and
some recreational drugs are other things that may be present
in your urine if you consume them first.
Small quantities of blood protein. Sloughed off cells
and mucous from your bladder and urethra linings.
In males, bits of
semen, especially after sexual activity.
Trace quantities of hormones, including sex hormones.
Urine should not contain sugar (glucose) in any but minute
amounts. If someone's urine is discernibly sweet, barring
his or her having consumed an artificial sweetener, that
person ought to see a doctor. Diabetes is no joke (and the
doctor is the one person that you CAN tell that you or your
lover discovered sugar in the urine by taste. Doctors have
heard it all, and they don't tell). Our bias against drinking urine has
a biological basis. But our bias against touching it is
purely cultural. There are plenty of cultures in which
touching of urine is part of some practical or cosmetic
activity. There are peoples, for example, in equatorial
Africa who use urine together with clay and ashes to form a
paste they apply to their skins that prevents insects from
biting. Before
certain arctic cultures were exposed to European ways, many
used urine for personal washing, especially in the winter
when it is too cold to bare your genitals outdoors and when
liquid water is precious. Even in the U.S., during the Civil
War, Confederate women collected their urine and processed
it into potassium nitrate for the war effort. I'm sure that
after a few initial wrinkling of noses, this activity became
routine to these women, and ceased to disgust them.
The strangest urine use I've heard
of was practiced in pre-Christian northern Europe, where
elder males consumed a drink made from the mushroom, Amanita
muscara. This particular mushroom contains a psychoactive
drug which is passed, unaltered, in the urine. More junior
members of the group gathered and drank the urine of those
who consumed the original drink, and got high also. To
anybody thinking trying this themselves, I most strongly
caution against it. Besides the questionable wisdom of
consuming psychoactive drugs, there is the fact that Amanita
muscara is toxic and causes damage to your system. There is
also the danger of misidentifying the mushroom. Some species
of Amanita will put you in the morgue.
So you still feel a little strange about
touching pee?
Next time you're alone in the
shower, go ahead and pee, but hold your hand in the stream.
Revel in how warm and touchable it really is. Feel the
gentle insistence of the stream splashing against your skin.
And remember, everything in urine is water-soluble and
washes completely away as soon as the shower water flows
over it. If the smell bothers you, try having a big drink
about an hour before you shower, or shower at the time of
day that your urine is normally most dilute (we'll talk
extensively about dilution later on).
Now ask your lover to pee in the
shower. Your lover will probably agree to this easily, since
it is so harmless. Hold your hand in your lover's stream.
Revel your lover's warmth. Tell your lover how good it
feels. Showering together is fun. Do it often. Touch your
lover's wet body and encourage your lover to do the same to
you. And do a lot of kissing and cuddling of lingam and
yoni. Get used to what they are like when they are wet. Use
cool water whenever weather permits so that your lover's
spring will feel even warmer by contrast.
When you are comfortable doing
those things, try the same exercises but with the shower
turned off. As soon as you're done, turn the water on and
wash off. As you become less inhibited, try holding your
hand right against your or your lovers genitals as the
stream flows. Smear it over the genital area. Direct it down
the thighs.
When you and your lover are
comfortable touching each other's streams, try lying down in
the shower or bath between your lover's legs and let your
lover pee on your tummy or on your genitals. Some folks
experience a nearly instantaneous orgasm the first time they
feel their lovers' stream on their genitals. If this happens
to you, you won't have to ask you lover to change places. He
or she will likely volunteer.
Here's another fun exercise. Next
time you're at the beach with your lover, stand waist-deep
in the water, embrace, and then both of you let flow. The
warmth feels good in the cool water, doesn't it? And there
is the added excitement of strangers being present but their
not knowing what's going on.
Another wonderful situation is the next
time you and your lover are caught together outdoors in a
rainstorm, either intentionally or otherwise. As long as
lightning is not a danger, this is a romantic and
titillating situation. You will probably hug and cuddle a
lot just for warmth. Since your clothing is likely to be so
wet that there is no danger of forming an embarrassing stain
in the crotch, feel free to pee in your clothing as the
spirit moves you. Try it while you are embracing, or place
your lovers hand on your crotch as you do. If privacy
permits, try placing your lovers hand inside your clothing
as you do. Ask your lover to do the same for you. Although a
man usually has a hard time maintaining a stream while his
penis is being erotically stroked, women do not suffer the
same syndrome. Ask her to pee while you stroke her the way
she likes it during normal lovemaking.
And, in your ordinary home life, take
turns watching each other
pee. Tend to each other's hygiene, including holding,
aiming, and wiping each other's fountainous organs. Be
creative in the positions you choose to pee in. Both men and
women can still hit the pot in unorthodox positions. If you
are in the woods, accompany each other when nature calls.
Don't hide it from your lover, make a show of it. Watching a
woman pee is an especially strong turn on for many men (a
tidbit of knowledge of which prostitutes have always been
aware -- they are known to pee publicly to catch the eye of
potential customers).
We've already discussed a few
things you can do in the bath, shower, or in a private spot
outdoors. The link below leads to some activities you can do
in bed as well. All of them work best if your kidneys have
plenty to work with, so drink up first. Note also that males
may have to ejaculate once before their sexual tension
relaxes enough for their streams to flow freely.
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