~ LADIES ~ LEARN TO PEE STANDING UP

HOW TO PEE STANDING UP!  

 A survey taken last year based on over 600 responses showed that 70% of women were able to use the finger-assist method successfully with practice, while 30% needed to try a variation of this method or use a device such as the “TravelMate” to achieve success. Even women who can use the finger-assist method successfully should consider the TravelMate. It makes peeing through the fly of your jeans a lot easier. 
 

 The shower or bathtub is a good place to begin. (By the way, contrary to what you may have been told by family and friends, a healthy person’s urine is STERILE as it leaves their body. Once outside the body, airborne bacteria can contaminate it fairly soon, so be sure to rinse the shower or bathtub surfaces with fresh water)

 Don’t expect to master this skill on your first attempt. After you’ve practiced a few times, you should see some improvement. (aim for the drain)
  

1. Raise the toilet seat.
2. Wash or wipe your hands clean with a moist towelette.
3. Adjust clothing. Pants should be pulled down in front a few inches. Skirts should be lifted. Underwear should be pulled down at the waistband or move the fabric at the crotch to one side.
4. Wipe your labia area clean.
5. Using either hand, make a “V” with your first and second finger and spread the inside of your labia minora. (the INNER lips) Beginners may want to try using the fingers from both hands for better control.
6. Lift to the desired angle, then pee. (If you don’t spread and lift, it could run down your leg.)
7. Wipe your labia if necessary.
8. Return the toilet seat to its original position.
9. Wash your hands and you’re done!

 The whole key to success was knowing EXACTLY where to put my fingers, how much pressure to apply, and what direction to push. After each attempt you get more familiar with the feel of things “down there” and learn a little more about where to put your fingers to get the desired stream. In a way it’s like learning how to whistle. You have to learn how to position your lips for the best results. - Denise

The next part of this page is an excerpt from a letter a woman in Boise, Idaho sent me. This woman has been standing to pee for over 40 years (all her life). Here is what she has to say:

“To me standing is as natural as sitting is to the majority of women. My mother told me when I was young that women in the old days out west would stand to pee, especially at night instead of sitting on a wooden seat in a cold outhouse. Unfortunately I never got a chance to know my grandmother, as she died before I was born. I am quite interested in helping women who are really interested in learning to pee while standing. But I have found over the years that while many women want to pee while standing, they don’t want to go through the practice. The first thing is to decide that you will never sit again. Even when you are feeling lazy. You have to practice hundreds of times to get real good at it. I suggest wearing a skirt or dress for the first several weeks until you get the hang of aiming.”

Spraying… “I have found that if you pull up too far—you spray. Also, you have to make sure your labia is completely out of the way. From years of pulling my labia, I have stretched them out enough to hold with 2 fingers in a “V” real easy. The best way is to go in the shower and practice. Spread your legs, hold your lip — but don’t pull them — start the flow, it usually will go straight down. If it doesn’t, slightly pull the opposite lip until you are going straight — now, slightly pull up on your lips until you are hitting a spot about 12 inches in front of your feet. Now that you have the angle down, you can adjust your stream by pulling your lips slightly apart. After you are satisfied with your stream, get to know the feeling and pressure of where your fingers are. Next work on accuracy. I suggest a standard size coffee can on the shower floor, then a 1 quart jar. I have a girl friend that always sprayed and we couldn’t figure out a way to stop it. She found that her urethra naturally points forward at the right angle, so she doesn’t have to use her hands at all.”

Dripping…“You can shake your lips like guys shake, but if you are doing things right there shouldn’t be anything on your lips. After a while you learn to control your muscles. (i.e. the KEGEL exercise) I drip once in a while, but unless you don’t wash your clothes regularly there is no smell.
  

My pee stream goes everywhere except where I want it to!

This is normal when you’re first starting. It sometimes take a lot of practice to hit your target accurately. As you may know, a lot of men never master this! (and they’ve been doing it all their lives!) I recommend practicing in the bathtub or shower until you can consistently hit the drain.

My pee stream starts OK, but then “sputters” and gets me wet.

The solution is a strong start and a rapid shut-off finish (i.e. no dribbling). Kegel excercises really help. At first, tightly squeeze your bladder muscles until the pressure builds up. Then release your urine. As the stream starts to die, continue to push to maintain maximum flow until your bladder is 95% empty. Then cut off the flow abruptly. Consider wearing baggy shorts until you’ve conquered this. You can pull your panties to one side and pee through a leg opening pretty easily without getting yourself wet, and (drum roll, please) you don’t have to expose your rear end!!

My pee stream veers off to one side.

If your urethra orifice is angled, causing the stream to veer to the left or right, you need to compensate. Gently pull one of the labia minora “flaps” slightly to get the stream to go straight. If in your case the stream is going in the left direction, you should pull slightly on the left “flap”.

My pee stream is weak.

Some people have weak bladder muscles or a constricted urethra (small diameter) It’s best to have a full bladder when urinating upright so that you have good pressure. If it consistently takes you more than a minute to empty your bladder, you might consider talking to your doctor about what can be done to speed the flow. An alternative for those with consistent low pressure is to use the “TravelMate”.

I need one hand to hold the labia apart and another hand to pull the panties aside. That leaves me with no HANDS to wipe up.

I will assume you are right-handed for this tip, but if you are left handed, just do the opposite of what I say:

Put tissue in your right hand, then separate the labia with your left hand. Move the panty out of the way with the right hand. Once the stream has finished, let the index finger of your left hand do the work of holding the panty to one side, and use your right hand to wipe. Then release the panty and you’re done!

If this procedure feels awkward, try it using the opposite hands. (right hand separating the labia, etc.)

When I pull up on my labia, the stream actually loses pressure.

It’s possible that your pubis — a bone which is part of the pelvis — is just slightly above your urethra (this is not the usual situation). When you separate your labia and pull up, it might cause your urethra to press up against this “bony” pubis causing your stream to lose pressure. By gently pulling the inner labia “flaps” slightly forward while you spread them, you can often resolve the problem. If the problem persists, consider using the TravelMate technique.

When I’m peeing through the fly of my jeans and almost through, the last of the pee stream hits my pants!

Here’s an idea for the few-drops-on-the-jeans problem if you’re handy with a needle and thread. Get yourself a two-inch (5 cm) wide piece of fabric strap (elastic works OK) that’s about six inches (15 cm) long. Sew one end on the inside bottom of the fly. When you want to relieve yourself in the standing position, pull out the other end of the short strap through the fly. The last few drips should then hit the strap instead of your jeans. The strap inside a pair of loose fitting jeans is not even noticeable.

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